Aphrodisiacs
by Zodiac Sign
Dr
Raven Dolick M.s.D.
Copyright:
August 12, 2011 all rights reserved
Aphrodisiacs
by Zodiac Sign
Ahhhh
-- is there anything better than sex? There isn't much we wouldn't do
in order to bed down the lover of our dreams. We lie, we cheat, and
we wear hairpieces and shoot up Botox anything and everything we need
to attract the lovers we desire. And in this day and age of social
networking and match-up web sites, competition
is
stiffer than ever.
So
whether you're trying to heat things up with a new lover or you want
to spend more time between the sheets with your long-term flame, how
can you create the right atmosphere for mating? Turn your next meal
for two into an opportunity to experience the effectiveness of
sexually stimulating aphrodisiacs you can find
on
the shelves of your local food store.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Although
Aries' fast and furious manner can be sexy, brevity can lead to
bedroom frustrations. It's really important for Aries to slow down
the process and avoid reaching an early climax. Similarly, the
"sheep-woman" might have come and "gone" before
her partner even gets warmed up.
Fortunately,
Aries will do anything on a dare, especially if it involves
chowing
down on hot pepper. Cayenne could be nature's way of dilating Aries'
blood vessels long enough to keep the passion going a little longer.
In much the same way, honey can be applied to Aries' palette to
soothe symptoms of sterility and banish impotence.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Noble
Taurus is sensuous and caring, but because it's hard to get this
person moving, sex comes about more slowly than most partners might
like. To get Taurus to budge past the point of staring longingly into
your eyes, pull out something that plays on the Bull's strength and
penchant for sexual symbolism. Sprinkle nutmeg, the spice of strength
and love magic, on to a portion of carrots or mashed sweet potatoes,
and watch trace amounts of MDMA turn Taurus into an
unstoppable
passion machine. Or, serve up some creamy, smooth avocado. This
uniquely seeded fruit hangs in pairs as it grows on the vine, and is
a rich visual reminder of Taurus' potential virility and sexuality.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 20)
Distractible
Gemini might not be thinking about sex at all times, and this sign's
inherent duality can often lead to indecisive behavior. Your Gemini
partner can appear to turn on and off at the drop of a hat -- or a
click of the TV remote. Use cardamom to even things out. This
aromatic spice cools down the hot and warms up the cold, confusing
the hell out of Gemini, but definitely bringing attention to getting
down to the business of sex. If the exotic curry doesn't go down too
well, try popping a vanilla bean into Gemini's coffee or champagne --
the scent of lust could incite this elusive lover to develop a
hornier,
healthier
one-track mind.
Cancer
(June 21 - July 22)
The
mother of all signs can be the kind of person that really believes
sex is just for creating children, or so it might seem. It isn't easy
to ply Cancers with food, as it's hard to get them to give up control
over the kitchen. Don't worry, there are many routes into this
gastronome's heart, and at least one of them begins in Cancer's sweet
tooth. Remembering that this sentimental soul has a soft spot for all
things that evoke childhood days, take a trip to your local penny
candy dealer. Black licorice will wake up Cancer's sexuality by
acting on the adrenals and bringing those hormone levels up to a
point that will turn on Cancer's trance-like dance of orgasmic
passion.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Most
people want to know what will turn Leo off, but if you're in a
long-term relationship with this proud individual, there will be
times when you'll need to bring back that old spark. Attracted to all
things that remind them of the brilliant Sun that rules their sign,
Leo people will become sexually aroused when fed yellow foods.
Saffron, that flowery flavor found in Spanish paella and Italian
risotto, can improve the feminine sex drive. Bananas, meanwhile, will
bring most Leo men's members to attention, and remind them of the
importance of
performing
up to the standards of virility that the Leo legend is based upon.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Shy
and retiring Virgo people can be pretty sexy, but not before they go
through rituals that might make you think they're breaking a monk's
or nun's vow.
Surprisingly
well-versed in technique and proficient in positions from
missionary
to the dirty Sanchez, Virgo can come alive rather quickly -- and
often challenge partners to keep up with a vast store of sexual
knowledge. Are you ready to be schooled? Feed your Virgo chocolate.
One of the most obvious of the aphrodisiacs, cocoa lowers inhibitions
and increases Virgo's desire to touch and be touched.
Even
if you fail to make that first orgasm completely perfect, Virgo will
always
encourage you to keep practicing.
Libra
(September 23 - October 22)
Librans
are all about the romance, and most will already bring along sexy
lingerie, candlelight and flowers, whether real or virtual, to every
date. Yet, this sign's indecisive nature can interfere with the
business of getting to the good stuff of rubbing up against you.
Libra often will need to be "warmed up" and enticed to
stray from all else that looks beautiful, sounds harmonious or smells
nice. Start by feeding your little darling garlic, which is
definitely something that's better when shared together. When paired
with ginger, this domineering aromatic flavor will break down Libra's
aesthetically correct barriers and activate this sign's more
libidinous impulses.
Scorpio
(October 23 - November 21)
That
jazzy, rhythmic "come to me baby" music that instantly
inspires the old bump 'n' grind is totally Scorpio's theme song. Most
don't need much more than a glance in their direction as a cue to
start acting out the sexual scenarios that run through their heads.
In the rare event you come across a less pornographically-inclined
Scorpio, it won't take much to change things. Wake up the bottom half
of the body by introducing truffles or Portobello mushrooms to the
top half. Scorpio is likely to drop eating utensils mid-meal, throw
you on the table and demonstrate transformative acts of sex usually
reserved for
verboten
corners of the World Wide Web.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
This
not-so-subtle individual can be totally clueless when it comes to
getting the hint, so don't be stingy whilst exercising the art of
culinary sexual suggestion. A tray of oysters, arranged in a circle
that's seemingly pleading to be penetrated, will get most Sagittarius
men aroused enough to prove they don't need aphrodisiacs for
anything. In the case of the female Centaur, her adventurous nature
will easily extend to matters of sexuality, but you have to get her
to stop talking about her latest trip to Trinidad and Tobago first.
Ample
servings of asparagus spears, pointedly suggesting your desire to
open up the appropriate orifices, should do the trick.
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
To
this closeted-but-raunchy person, the mere suggestion that
aphrodisiacs would be needed to initiate the sex act is laughable. If
you want to impress the irrepressible Goat, you've got to be
resourceful. Don't even try hiding your intention to lubricate the
libido with food. Creating a challenge will get Capricorn's respect
and cooperation much more quickly. This is the person for whom
dancing with death equates with sexual arousal, because both things
ask Capricorn to merge the need for individual achievement into the
infinite sense of belonging. Rather than messing with marjoram or hot
mustard, dare Capricorn to prove imperviousness and ingest the
non-poisonous parts of the infamous Japanese puffer fish.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Every
Aquarius lives in his or her head, where the world of love and sex is
merely an arena for conquests by the "cool." It's never
easy to get Aquarians to do what you want them to do -- it takes a
lot to even get them close enough for a wet and sloppy kiss. Here's
where some sexy foods can help you out. Cook with ginseng to increase
the desire for physical contact of the up close and personal kind.
Or, ply the Aquarian female with almond-flavored treats that are
famous for softening the feminine resistance to sexual intrusion and
raising
carnal
desire to a level beyond what you might call "Cold Fish."
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
This
is the sign that will instantly fall under the spell of most
mind-altering substances, so it isn't too tough to get them swimming
in more intimate directions.
Alcohol,
the never-fail elixir when it comes to lowering human inhibitions, is
the easiest way to get Pisces to remember how good it can feel to
live in the body long enough to have sex. A little liquid courage can
also increase confidence, so Pisces won't be worrying about whether
he or she is "good enough" to mate with you at any given
time. Once the juices start to flow you'll certainly thank the genius
who first fermented the fruit of the vine.
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